Never Genuine

its-going-down:

meckamecha:
daily-bad-jokes:
daily-bad-jokes:
occasionally the universe orders one of its many snipers to fire a warning shot at me. not to cause any (physical) harm, mind you. they’re just reminders that the universe hates me and could snuff out my puny little life anytime it wishes.
today that warning shot came in the form of my microwave burrito being completely empty. no filling. just tortilla.
how can you look at this and still believe the world is kind and just
It has filling. The filling is more tortilla

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(Source: elinka)

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completelyinfallible:

me first entering a dungeon for an item vs me not getting the item after the 50th attempt

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faceoil:

Walking in Laguna looks

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ongezien:

Siglufjörður, Iceland.

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imgoingtowalmartyallneedanything:

we need a disney princess who drinks bong water
we need a disney princess who drinks bong water
we need a disney princess who drinks bong water
we need a disney princess who drinks bong water
we need a disney princess who drinks bong water
we need a disney princess who drinks bong water

(Source: hokutolesbian)

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camilledecussac:

Doggy dog

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marisa-ramirez:

caleb luke

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50-km:

IG

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not-the-face:

College students be like

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